Sunday, October 29, 2006

Maple Leafs - Losers since '67

Before I go ranting about how much I hate the Toronto Maple Leafs and their fans, I'd just like to remind everyone to check out KinFit Episode 9 if you haven't. In our halloween episode, we update you on My Food Phone, show you how to do a proper lunge, some pumpkin cooking tips for your halloween party, and I dressed up like the Mac guy from those Get a Mac ads...

So the Habs lost to the Leafs last night in shootout, which sucked especially since I was at the game and had to listen to stupid Leaf fans afterwards. It's never great when you lose at home to one of your most hated rivals but it was only a shootout lost and it wasn't like they whooped our butts the same way Ottawa whooped theirs earlier in the week (6-2 and 7-2), so I would like to remind all those Maple Laugh fans out there that the Leafs still suck, will always suck and have sucked since 1967.

Leaf fans are a bunch of bandwagoners, who only come out of their hiding holes when their team wins a game or two and start announcing to the world that the Leafs are the greatest team ever and that they will win the Stanley Cup.....hahahaha...I pity you Leaf easily you have forgotten how crappy and horrendous the Leafs were after winning their last Cup in '67 (40 yrs ago)...seems that a couple of decent seasons here and there have given all of you delusions of grandeur....

So why don't we refresh our memories with a little history lesson...
Total Cups won: Habs 24 - Leafs 13
Last Cup won: Habs 1993 (color) - Leafs 1967 (black & white)
Cups won since '67 : Habs 10 - Leafs 0
Hall of Famers: Habs 43 - Leafs 35
Divison Champs: Habs 21 - Leafs 5
Conference Champs: Habs 8 - Leafs 0
Franchise scoring leader: Guy Lafleur 1246 Pts - Leafs Darryl Sittler 916 Pts
Total individual awards won: Habs 106 - Leafs 31

There are tons of other stats but I figured this is enough embarrassment that a Leafs fan can bear without having to poke their eyes out or jump off a bridge...oh and the Habs also have a winning record against the Leafs. Have a great week...Go Habs Go!!


Blogger Homestar said...

Hahahaha Toronto Maple Laughs....

November 08, 2006 7:29 p.m.  

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